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[IT IS FINE he was busy watching his corpse get examined, very distracting]
We'll take anything you've got, honestly. The more information, the better. [He will show Diluc how to find the file!! And then point to a button on the big baby keyboard.] That will let you use your voice, the same way the IRIS does. But you can type things out if you want, too.
We'll take anything you've got, honestly. The more information, the better. [He will show Diluc how to find the file!! And then point to a button on the big baby keyboard.] That will let you use your voice, the same way the IRIS does. But you can type things out if you want, too.
Mhm. I'll try a simple cheeseburger as well.
[ to compare to the one he had in the food court... and also because he has no idea what any of these other words mean.
also these poor deda... diluc is lucky to have arrived after a few qol updates!! ]
The night market was nice. [ fingers? aside? ] I was there with Sheba yesterday—we were thinking it would be fun to go there as a group, sometime.
[ like going to a festival with a bunch of fwiends ]
[ to compare to the one he had in the food court... and also because he has no idea what any of these other words mean.
also these poor deda... diluc is lucky to have arrived after a few qol updates!! ]
The night market was nice. [ fingers? aside? ] I was there with Sheba yesterday—we were thinking it would be fun to go there as a group, sometime.
[ like going to a festival with a bunch of fwiends ]
[Luke already liked Diluc but he has gained even more points for this order, because Luke also loves (wiki voice) low-brow foods
That makes him smile, though.]
I think she really wants us to do something fun together. She was asking me about soccer not long ago.
That makes him smile, though.]
I think she really wants us to do something fun together. She was asking me about soccer not long ago.
[ help unfortunately for luke diluc is still pretty high-brow about the quality of his food... cheeseburger just happens to be an easy adjacent to his extremely basic bitch favorites: meat, cheese, and potatoes.
anyway! he smiles as well. ]
She's a good kid. ...What is 'soccer'...?
[ is that also a food-related thing. ]
anyway! he smiles as well. ]
She's a good kid. ...What is 'soccer'...?
[ is that also a food-related thing. ]
[YEAH LISTEN CHEESEBURGERS CAN BE HIGH QUALITY... Luke wouldn't know because he has a normal salary though.]
It's a ball game. You kick it through the opposite team's goal for points, but you can't use your hands, only your feet. And your head, if you're good enough.
It's a ball game. You kick it through the opposite team's goal for points, but you can't use your hands, only your feet. And your head, if you're good enough.
[ luke is entirely correct but it's still funny imagining what soccer is in a strictly verbal context. ]
Interesting. A ball game of some sort would be fun.
[ thinking of ludi harpastum...
anyway, their food eventually arrives! he is going to pick tentatively at a d*rito mozzarella stick. HMM... ]
...It's salty. [ that's really the only thing he's getting from this experience. ]
Interesting. A ball game of some sort would be fun.
[ thinking of ludi harpastum...
anyway, their food eventually arrives! he is going to pick tentatively at a d*rito mozzarella stick. HMM... ]
...It's salty. [ that's really the only thing he's getting from this experience. ]
[DILUC TRYING TO PICTURE SOCCER BUT WITH GENSHIN WORLD ABILITIES]
I think there are enough of us here now that would play it... but we don't have anything we could use. At least not yet.
[Manifest... sports field? Perhaps.
He'll join Diluc, though!! He takes one, sniffing it and biting into it with less hesitation, probably, since he's a modern and probably knows what D*ritos are. He wrinkles his nose slightly.]
I guess it could be worse, but... the fake cheese and the real cheese kind of clash.
I think there are enough of us here now that would play it... but we don't have anything we could use. At least not yet.
[Manifest... sports field? Perhaps.
He'll join Diluc, though!! He takes one, sniffing it and biting into it with less hesitation, probably, since he's a modern and probably knows what D*ritos are. He wrinkles his nose slightly.]
I guess it could be worse, but... the fake cheese and the real cheese kind of clash.
[ sometimes u r a character in a fantasy rpg with fantasy mini games... ]
We could use the field around the barn. Or is that not enough space?
[ he has no idea how large a soccer field is supposed to be. anyhow, monch monch. ]
...Ah. I was wondering why it didn't taste entirely like cheese...
[ frowning at his half-bitten mozzarella stick. he sets it down and tries the shrimp chicken. ...chicken shrimp.
...hmm. he looks like he is contemplating the folly of man. ]
We could use the field around the barn. Or is that not enough space?
[ he has no idea how large a soccer field is supposed to be. anyhow, monch monch. ]
...Ah. I was wondering why it didn't taste entirely like cheese...
[ frowning at his half-bitten mozzarella stick. he sets it down and tries the shrimp chicken. ...chicken shrimp.
...hmm. he looks like he is contemplating the folly of man. ]
[Oh, hmmm.]
Well, technically yeah, but anything light enough to kick around might work. I'll take a look.
[GRAVEYARD SOCCER MATCH IN THE K*RN FIELDS WITH A YOGA BALL? Still less insane than getting locked in Applebee's
But he'll take one!! And pop the whole thing in his mouth. He has a sense of self-preservation, kind of, but if the weeks of suspicious pie didn't kill him (again) then this probably won't either, he thinks.
Hmmm.
Hmmmmmmmm.]
I feel like... almost any other combination of meat would've been better.
Well, technically yeah, but anything light enough to kick around might work. I'll take a look.
[GRAVEYARD SOCCER MATCH IN THE K*RN FIELDS WITH A YOGA BALL? Still less insane than getting locked in Applebee's
But he'll take one!! And pop the whole thing in his mouth. He has a sense of self-preservation, kind of, but if the weeks of suspicious pie didn't kill him (again) then this probably won't either, he thinks.
Hmmm.
Hmmmmmmmm.]
I feel like... almost any other combination of meat would've been better.
I'm sure Sheba would be delighted.
[ i think they should play soccer with a yoga ball in the k*rn fields yeah. just don't touch the moonshine, perhaps an even greater affront to diluc than all the flesh around here. ]
Mm. And yet they [ applebees ] attempt to play god.
[ foolish!!! but okay the mountain dew lime pie is next. diluc prods at it with a fork, and takes a small piece to sample. ]
...It tastes a bit like baja blast-off.
[ a drink i invented mg opening day because we had those vending machines ]
[ i think they should play soccer with a yoga ball in the k*rn fields yeah. just don't touch the moonshine, perhaps an even greater affront to diluc than all the flesh around here. ]
Mm. And yet they [ applebees ] attempt to play god.
[ foolish!!! but okay the mountain dew lime pie is next. diluc prods at it with a fork, and takes a small piece to sample. ]
...It tastes a bit like baja blast-off.
[ a drink i invented mg opening day because we had those vending machines ]
Yeah. We can figure something out for her.
[Except we're having a wild Applebee's party and then like a rat king gala next week or something??? WHO KNOWS.
But they don't know that yet so they can focus on these monstrosities in front of them. DILUC IS SO DRAMATIC that Luke can't help a snort of laughter, but he leans forward to inspect the pie curiously.]
It looks pretty sweet.
[Except we're having a wild Applebee's party and then like a rat king gala next week or something??? WHO KNOWS.
But they don't know that yet so they can focus on these monstrosities in front of them. DILUC IS SO DRAMATIC that Luke can't help a snort of laughter, but he leans forward to inspect the pie curiously.]
It looks pretty sweet.
[ THE RAT KING GALA HELP
he smiles a little. ]
It is. Give it a try.
[ he just wants to see his reaction tbh... meanwhile he's definitely taking a sip of his water for a palate cleanse. he's gonna help himself to a few french fries too once his CHEESEBURGER arrives. thank gods. ]
he smiles a little. ]
It is. Give it a try.
[ he just wants to see his reaction tbh... meanwhile he's definitely taking a sip of his water for a palate cleanse. he's gonna help himself to a few french fries too once his CHEESEBURGER arrives. thank gods. ]
I kind of feel like I could never eat pie again and it would be too soon.
[PLS!!!!
But he will do this out of curiosity and because he likes Diluc enough to endure this with him, lordt. He tries a bite of the pie!! And... erm...]
I guess it could be worse. It feels like something you'd get for a kid.
[PLS!!!!
But he will do this out of curiosity and because he likes Diluc enough to endure this with him, lordt. He tries a bite of the pie!! And... erm...]
I guess it could be worse. It feels like something you'd get for a kid.
[HELP thank you Diluc
Fortunately Luke is friendly enough to chat with him so it won't be hours of manly silence... he leaves for a while and then wanders back in, also very rusty. He minds this week so much less than, like, memshare week, but it's still so gross around here... he will be glad when it's over.]
Hey. [Sitting down!] Doing okay?
[He thinks so, but he wants to be sure.]
Fortunately Luke is friendly enough to chat with him so it won't be hours of manly silence... he leaves for a while and then wanders back in, also very rusty. He minds this week so much less than, like, memshare week, but it's still so gross around here... he will be glad when it's over.]
Hey. [Sitting down!] Doing okay?
[He thinks so, but he wants to be sure.]
[ bro the SAME HAT! rust is absolutely easier to deal with than memshare, just a lot more externally gross and annoying. ]
I'm all right. Thank you, Luke.
[ it's easier to be chill about death when you're also deda. even if it truly sucks to just be a spectator. ]
I take it you're quite accustomed to the weekends by now...?
I'm all right. Thank you, Luke.
[ it's easier to be chill about death when you're also deda. even if it truly sucks to just be a spectator. ]
I take it you're quite accustomed to the weekends by now...?
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