[Luke is IMMEDIATELY KNOCKED OVER BY THE FORCE OF SIDON'S LOVE FOR HIS POLYGAMOUS HUSBAND LINK]
Yeah? Mine would love this game too! [Sidon can get some of his otome dokis, as a treat. Sweet Jimothelle, best character in the game.] She's really smart, and she likes cute things.
[ you gagtag me twice and then tag me 40 minutes before body announcement. i am so full of contempt. ]
You've mentioned her before! [ jimothelle!! he is warmed by these otome feelings... their polygamous life partners. ] Would you tell me about her? How did you meet?
We grew up together! Her parents took me in when mine died, actually. [He says it easily, like it's a long-distant thing.] I was away for a while, but we've always been inseparable, besides that. She's a lawyer!
[And so beautiful, and funny, and smart-- oh nevermind he noticed his thoughts leaking, ignore the slamming of that mental door don't worry about it]
he feels this very obvious affection for himself, and knows this is a tremendous person. even if he probably doesn't know what a lawyer is. he doesn't dwell on the orphan bit, so long as luke doesn't, smiling broadly instead. ]
She sounds incredible! What a lucky pair of friends you are. [ for her to have you, and you her. ] What is her name?
[ i hate you so fuckingmuch!JJPIfha/p8ifyha/wikfkfAWJFAWE_I(FJAWPEFIAJWEFI ]
Not very long! But I knew upon seeing him that he was special. [ he really saw link once and was possessed by the zora royalty curse of falling in love instantaneously ] Sometimes you can just tell when someone is extraordinary!
...That, and I needed a Hylian to help me with something!
Oh—there was... [ ooooooh how to explain this without doing a hyrule history deep dive or getting emo ] a rampaging machine, of sorts? And it needed to be stopped, but it was a task beyond any Zora warrior—none of us can handle electricity, you see, and that was a necessary component.
So I recruited an outsider to help! And he did so marvelously. [ he smiles, incredibly fond. ] I will consider him my dearest friend for centuries to come for it.
[I'll remember this when we see your death announcement tomorrow]
That's pretty amazing! [Wow this guy is totally in love with his friend, thinks Luke (no) (unless?)] Sometime I feel like I can't even imagine a century, let alone more than one.
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Yeah? Mine would love this game too! [Sidon can get some of his otome dokis, as a treat. Sweet Jimothelle, best character in the game.] She's really smart, and she likes cute things.
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You've mentioned her before! [ jimothelle!! he is warmed by these otome feelings... their polygamous life partners. ] Would you tell me about her? How did you meet?
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We grew up together! Her parents took me in when mine died, actually. [He says it easily, like it's a long-distant thing.] I was away for a while, but we've always been inseparable, besides that. She's a lawyer!
[And so beautiful, and funny, and smart-- oh nevermind he noticed his thoughts leaking, ignore the slamming of that mental door don't worry about it]
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he feels this very obvious affection for himself, and knows this is a tremendous person. even if he probably doesn't know what a lawyer is. he doesn't dwell on the orphan bit, so long as luke doesn't, smiling broadly instead. ]
She sounds incredible! What a lucky pair of friends you are. [ for her to have you, and you her. ] What is her name?
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[Oh no it's a coughing fit]
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[It's a human thing, Sidon! Don't worry about it!]
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I see... [ he believes luke but this moment will now haunt him forever ] Do be careful.
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Don't worry, I will. [Will he. But moving right along, easily--] So, how long have you known Link?
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Not very long! But I knew upon seeing him that he was special. [ he really saw link once and was possessed by the zora royalty curse of falling in love instantaneously ] Sometimes you can just tell when someone is extraordinary!
...That, and I needed a Hylian to help me with something!
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Yeah? With what?
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Oh—there was... [ ooooooh how to explain this without doing a hyrule history deep dive or getting emo ] a rampaging machine, of sorts? And it needed to be stopped, but it was a task beyond any Zora warrior—none of us can handle electricity, you see, and that was a necessary component.
So I recruited an outsider to help! And he did so marvelously. [ he smiles, incredibly fond. ] I will consider him my dearest friend for centuries to come for it.
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That's pretty amazing! [Wow this guy is totally in love with his friend, thinks Luke (no) (unless?)] Sometime I feel like I can't even imagine a century, let alone more than one.