[catchall] Kazuki

[rav3n]

Luke big-brothering Kazuki

why is this so small idk

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[rav3n]

[


He wants to sigh so bad]

Kazuki, why are we in a sci-fi movie?

[teenrebellion]

I've been asking myself that for weeks, dude.

[rav3n]

[LUKE IS A FREAK IN HIS OWN RIGHT AND YET THEY'RE BOTH TRULY TOO NORMAL FOR THIS.]

Well, one intergalactic crisis at a time.

[teenrebellion]

I still think that's one too many, honestly. It was bad enough when we were just kidnapped to a spaceship, but the flesh monster is a little much.

[ he is way too normal for any of this ]

[rav3n]

[Dryly:] At least the flesh monster probably won't try to sue us for breach of contract.

[He's been taking this whole thing pretty seriously because that's just how he is but it is truly so surreal that he has to make a joke or he'll just want to lay on the floor about it all]

[teenrebellion]

Even if it did, we totally have a case here. None of us actually signed those contracts, so we could just counter-sue for fraud.

[ does galactic law work this way? who knows. ]

[rav3n]

[He smiles at that, nudging him lightly.]

We could each open a hundred dog parks with that kind of money.

[teenrebellion]

[ laughs. ]

Or cat cafes, huh? I like both options.