[catchall] Shoma

[rav3n]

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Week 4, Wednesday

[rav3n]

[Hi. I guess Shoma can have his robot clone after the party. What's up]

[solesuccess]

[ he's just going to crouch to be more eye level with this bot. ]

So. Now do I get to hear why you're impersonating my robot?

[rav3n]

[I'm too lazy to use the icon but rest assured that he is Woboji unless otherwise specified

Woboji scratches the back of its. Head? Head.]

This is just what our... uh... company? Picked out.

[solesuccess]

[ that's fair. ]

Your company...[ raising an eyebrow. ] Which company are we talking here?

[rav3n]

[Extremely dryly, for a robot--] Labs-R-Us.

[solesuccess]

[ frowns. ]

Wait, the Labs-R-Us that we just spent a while paintballing to get the Tesseract back from?

[rav3n]

...Maybe.

[



Okay puts Shoma out of his misery and glitches into Luke form]

[solesuccess]

[




he just laughs. ]

If anyone was gonna impersonate Roboji, I'm glad it was you. Sorry I tried to tackle you earlier.

[rav3n]

[HELP sweet Shoma. Luke smiles at him; he'll be glitching back and forth between himself and Woboji throughout the thread but I'm too lazy to specify more.]

It's alright. I took good care of him, I promise.

[solesuccess]

Didn't you get beat up by somebody else, like, later? [ but he doesn't seem to mind. the glitching is weird but he's accepting this. ]

But okay, back up. Why are you guys impersonating everybody else, exactly?

[rav3n]

Okay, I have no idea who that guy was. [STOP DON'T BLAME HEI'S CRIMES ON POOR WOBOLUKE. He shrugs, though.] It's just what we got. I guess that was only way we were able to get in here.

[solesuccess]

[ HELP. it's fine, he's just nodding because he's accepted that sometimes these planets just have weird people. like that one dude who seems to show up every single planet they're on. ]

Well. I'll take it, at least. I'd rather you guys be here and weird and pixelated than still be too far to actually reach. Even though I guess you're still technically on the ship...?

[rav3n]

[LMFDKSGHKDG HELP NOT SHOMA THINKING OF VLAD LIKE YEAH THAT TRACKS]

I think we'd be weird even if we weren't pixellated. [A touch of humor, even though Luke is one of those assholes that's the "thank god I'm the only normal person here" meme.] But it's... something like that, I think. [...] For the record, if you hear any weird nicknames, they weren't a consensus.

[solesuccess]

[ luke really did die and leave kazuki as the only normie. ]

You're not wrong. [ he'll pick up the humor though. but...huh. ] Forcibly assigned nicknames beyond the grave? Is that what the HER-MES message was all about?

[rav3n]

[Looks into the pixellated void in exhaustion...]

I meant more like Helly Belly.

[solesuccess]

[ . . . ]

Luke, explain.

[rav3n]

I--

[glitches out]

[solesuccess]

[ ! ]

This is the worst explanation ever!

[rav3n]

[glitches back]

--So we-- [...] It didn't work, did it.

[solesuccess]

Nope. [ it's fine. ]</small. Something really doesn't want you guys telling us things for some reason.

[rav3n]

[A SIGH...]

Well, don't worry about it. More importantly, we're doing fine.

[solesuccess]

[ i see my html broke. ]

That is the most important part, you're right. As long as we're no longer in immediate danger of losing you all officially, there's still hope for the better. [ ... ] And you personally?

[ you really did just. drop dead because of health. ]

[rav3n]

[HTML truly does what it wants... and so does Luke's space TB]

Yeah. We're working hard on our side, too. [Well, (static noises) but (static noises) and (static noises). That's me bullying you, not real static.

He smiles gently, then.] I'm fine, I promise.

[solesuccess]

[ how dare you be mean to me. ]

...I'm glad to hear that much, at least. You had a bunch of people worried. [ code for "you scared the shit out of so many people you just died on." ] I figured you guys were doing the best you can. Even if your hands are tied.

[rav3n]

[ehe?]

Yeah. And no matter what happens to us, we want to stop what's happening over here. [STOP GETTING POSSESSED AND DYING AND JOINING THEM THINKS LUKE but not me who wants more fwends]