[catchall] Charles

[rav3n]

I don't have enough of a read on Charles yet so I'm just assigning him this classic Jan character shitpost for now

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[rav3n]

Yeah. [A beat.] Why are you all animals so often?

[riverbeans]

[sheepishly, as he shrugs,]

I guess we all like cursing each other?

[rav3n]

[Looks back at all the curse doxxing

Yeah

He shakes his head, though he looks a little amused.]

I guess it's not a bad way to keep people's minds off of things.

[riverbeans]

Well, it certainly accomplishes that. Some of the curses aren't so bad, at least.

[rav3n]

Yeah, that's true. [Not everyone becomes as worm... sometimes you just have a jaunty little tune.] ...But you guys have had most of what you need besides all of that, right? Aside from...

[The inevitability of the weekend horror show]

[riverbeans]

... Well, we have food, shelter, entertainment, and company, so that's about the basics met to keep ourselves sane. [a beat] And we got a bunch of dogs this week, so that's nice.

[rav3n]

You did? [Woah... he's jealous...]

[riverbeans]

You guys are really missing out...

[rav3n]

Yeah...

[HE HASN'T SPENT TIME WITH DOGS SINCE (REDACTED)... WEH...]

But it could be worse. We've been keeping busy.

[riverbeans]

[noooo luke... may you have more dogs in your future...]

Heh, it sounds like it. You guys have been doing your best to keep us informed in HER-MES, I've noticed.

[rav3n]

[He deserves to be with his brethren it's true]

Mm, I saw your messages too. [...He thinks about the insane weirness on HER-MES and adds--] Not all of them are from us, though.

[riverbeans]

[deadpan,]

What about the one about my ass?

[rav3n]

[LIFTS HIS HANDS IN PIXELLATED SWEATINESS]

I have no idea who's thinking about your ass.

[riverbeans]

I'll take your word for it.

[rav3n]

If I find out who it was, I'll let you know, I promise.

[riverbeans]

Thanks, because now that I brought it up, I'm actually wondering about it.

[WHO YELLED ABOUT HIS ASS IN PUBLIC!!]

[rav3n]

Trust me, I'm wondering about a lot of messages myself.

[WHO DID THIS TO HIM.]

[riverbeans]

If only they could all hint at who sent them, huh?

[rav3n]

People could sign them like you do, but of course they won't do that if they're causing trouble...

[ANNOYING]

[riverbeans]

[a little laugh]

Probably not. I suppose I can't judge that—there are a few I don't explicitly sign when I think it's safer to be anonymous. [a beat] Nothing weird, though.

[rav3n]

How can I be sure of that...

[He is joking]

[riverbeans]

You would doubt me, Luke? I'm hurt.

[rav3n]

You're a pretty private guy! [MISTER "I'M JUST A TRAVELER" says a man who lied about his illness but listen they don't need to talk about that anymore] Who knows what kind of mischief you're capable of?

[riverbeans]

Hey, I'm perfectly behaved.

[rav3n]

[Looks at him like he doesn't believe this for a second (but like, playful)]